It's late, I'm bored. Lets hear about some of your favorite battle marks in your favorite sport.
Mines a series of red dots on the inside of my right leg... I decided to run over it on a demo bike.
Hmm - it seems that my scars healed so the remaining ones are all internal:
Impinged left shoulder, broken wrist, cracked ribs, cracked finger, perforated ear drum.
All in the name of fun of course. :-)