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IF IT'S NOT AN ELLSWORTH IT'S CRAP.
« on: October 26, 2007, 06:54:08 AM »
Thats all... ;D

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Re: IF IT'S NOT AN ELLSWORTH IT'S CRAP.
« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2007, 07:48:42 AM »
BITE ME!!!! ;D ;D ;D

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Re: IF IT'S NOT AN ELLSWORTH IT'S CRAP.
« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2007, 05:23:13 PM »
My old '98 Truth was the nicest xc I've ever ridden.  I need to do something with it instead of letting it hang in my shed.
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Re: IF IT'S NOT AN ELLSWORTH IT'S CRAP.
« Reply #3 on: October 26, 2007, 05:57:11 PM »
Bring it back my friend. It deserves so much more than it's prison like state.. :'(

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Re: IF IT'S NOT AN ELLSWORTH IT'S CRAP.
« Reply #4 on: October 26, 2007, 06:16:28 PM »
Ellsworths are just as crappy as the rest of those bikes running two-sided forks  ;D
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Re: IF IT'S NOT AN ELLSWORTH IT'S CRAP.
« Reply #5 on: October 26, 2007, 06:31:38 PM »
Bring it back my friend. It deserves so much more than it's prison like state.. :'(

I need to find it a good home along with my old Bullit frame hanging right next to it..  I hopped on the virtual pivot train and currently have a Blur and an Intense VPX.  I hope to replace the Blur sometime in the next several months with most likely a horst-link kind of bike.
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Re: IF IT'S NOT AN ELLSWORTH IT'S CRAP.
« Reply #6 on: October 26, 2007, 07:02:27 PM »
 ;D  I do declare, that boy loves his bike!  He's spittin' on the ground and drawin' a line in the sand with his foot all the while  he is hoisting up his pants, rollin' up his shirt sleeves and  gettin' ready to scrap about who has the best darn bike!!   (not really, just an image I had in my head when I read the post , reminiscent of O Brother Where Art Thou!)
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Re: IF IT'S NOT AN ELLSWORTH IT'S CRAP.
« Reply #7 on: October 26, 2007, 07:10:46 PM »
At least I'm bonified! ;D

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Re: IF IT'S NOT AN ELLSWORTH IT'S CRAP.
« Reply #8 on: October 26, 2007, 07:13:19 PM »
Lefty is where its at my friend

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Re: IF IT'S NOT AN ELLSWORTH IT'S CRAP.
« Reply #9 on: October 26, 2007, 07:15:26 PM »
You're bonified  and all the others are mystified. 
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Re: IF IT'S NOT AN ELLSWORTH IT'S CRAP.
« Reply #10 on: October 26, 2007, 09:22:29 PM »
;D  I do declare, that boy loves his bike!  He's spittin' on the ground and drawin' a line in the sand with his foot all the while  he is hoisting up his pants, rollin' up his shirt sleeves and  gettin' ready to scrap about who has the best darn bike!!   (not really, just an image I had in my head when I read the post , reminiscent of O Brother Where Art Thou!)
Don't worry Ells "His sins were warsh away" ;D

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Re: IF IT'S NOT AN ELLSWORTH IT'S CRAP.
« Reply #11 on: October 27, 2007, 08:49:26 AM »
I do believe "Man of Constant Sorrow" was written for all those poor Ellsworth riders :D

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Re: IF IT'S NOT AN ELLSWORTH IT'S CRAP.
« Reply #12 on: October 28, 2007, 04:56:40 AM »
To say something like that you better be fast otherwise you'll have tire rub rekkin you at boyette!!!!!! Good Luck... Ride hard or crash.............

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Re: IF IT'S NOT AN ELLSWORTH IT'S CRAP.
« Reply #13 on: October 28, 2007, 07:14:31 AM »
Dont need to be fast the bike does it all!! It was sent to earth by the man himself! ;D

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Re: IF IT'S NOT AN ELLSWORTH IT'S CRAP.
« Reply #14 on: October 29, 2007, 09:50:05 PM »
Nice one Riskeverything!   :D  Thats entertainment! I like the swindle at the end when he tells  the blind guy that there is four of them instead of three and they get $40 instead of $30 for singing into a can.  ;D 
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