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Offline EllsRider

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2 Good smacks across your face
« on: November 14, 2007, 06:49:02 AM »
Only because I like you.

If you have ever shown up for a group ride and realized that you forgot your shoes, helmet or other important article.

Are always bumming gels from other riders  and never have your own.

Accept a tube from a stranger because you have flatted and are not prepared and you don't leave a 5 spot on the guys windshield.

Have to shadow ride on a night ride because you didn't charge yor batteries.

Are the lead rider and you pretend you know where you are going but really don't and end up doing circles or getting lost.

Are the lead rider and don't hold a steady pace.

Take a phone call while on a group ride and jam up your cycling buddies.

While riding a trail, try to move a branch off the path and end up smacking the rider behind you.

Stop to take a piss on the trail and are too lazy to walk off into the woods.

Don't call out to the riders behind you when there is dog doo on the trail.

Try to sell a bike that is 10 years old and cost $1000 new and still think its worth $750, only because you were too lazy to use it and its still in new like condition.

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Re: 2 Good smacks across your face
« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2007, 07:25:24 AM »
Gotta add: showing up late for a ride, spitting to the side and misting the rider behind you and showing up with a bike where nothing is in working order and the group has to stop 1,000 times.
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Re: 2 Good smacks across your face
« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2007, 08:12:28 AM »
...spitting to the side and misting the rider behind you ...
We have a call sign for that one.  At least for the green stuff that we blow out of our nose while riding.  Is an warning call so if you hear someone say "ROCKET!!" and see them put a finger to their nose, they are about to mist you with some green slimy crap.  Pull back!

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Re: 2 Good smacks across your face
« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2007, 09:42:43 AM »
That is some funny stuff!

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Re: 2 Good smacks across your face
« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2007, 04:59:30 PM »
Only because I like you.

Stop to take a piss on the trail and are too lazy to walk off into the woods.

Like how far out to the woods :-\ If there is a tree two feet from the trail I am going there :P

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Re: 2 Good smacks across your face
« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2007, 06:32:38 PM »
Hey when your a man the worlds your urinal. Come to think of it my wife got caught at Santos practicing "Squatters Rights" when a group of guys came by hooting and hollering. I think that's when she fell over and got the poison ivy on her butt!
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