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Offline Ken

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It Wasn"t Me!!!
« on: November 14, 2007, 02:08:00 PM »
Just in case any of you were wondering, Last week there was a woman found dead in her bed in Sulphar Springs. A person of interest was named as Kenneth Odom. After many phone calls and inquiries I felt it was nessacary to inform everyone that my wife is very much alive as well as my four kids. Although my name is also Kenneth, my last name is spelled Odum, with an "u". While after 18 years of marriage and four kids, many arguments and disagreements, murder has never crossed my mind. Really. I mean it Gregg!!! Never. I didn't do it !
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Re: It Wasn"t Me!!!
« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2007, 02:25:49 PM »
That explains why you have been gone.  Hope to see you on the trails soon.  We misse the flamingos and Corona towers lights at the FTF.  Hope you had a good B-Day.

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Re: It Wasn"t Me!!!
« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2007, 02:29:33 PM »
Exactly my point Marcel, he was back chatting away, the next day I hear this stuff on the news, he dissapeared. I think it was him, and he is using a computer in the prison library. ;)

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Re: It Wasn"t Me!!!
« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2007, 04:34:27 PM »
I like the disclaimer. :) That is strange though.
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Re: It Wasn"t Me!!!
« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2007, 07:08:08 PM »
Strange is the fact that I have any sense left after that many years of marriage and being Mr. Mom for 15 of those . Not to mention all the endos, crashs and face plants. Only a few small broken bones though. Still I wouldn't trade my family and kids for anything. My wife says I should sleep with my bikes because I spend more time with them than her. She might be right, maintenence on those 13 bikes is alot. By the way, just bought a Rockhopper Comp for either my 14 yr. old boy or the 13 yr.old girl. Thinking ahead for the Squiggy!!
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Re: It Wasn"t Me!!!
« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2007, 10:50:07 PM »
I'm sure it's just a Typo on their part, you really shouldn't be posting under your screen name while in hiding.
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Re: It Wasn"t Me!!!
« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2007, 08:24:11 AM »
I know I shouldn't but I couldn't help myself. You wouldn't beleive all the calls that I've been getting. Friends asking why I did it, shewasn't that bad, Lawyers do you need councel, even a couple Clearwater cops, One I graduated with ,(Yes Gregg I graduated), I know have called! I haven't talked to that many people from the past at my class reunions.
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Re: It Wasn"t Me!!!
« Reply #7 on: November 15, 2007, 08:26:32 AM »
From FMU? ;D

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Re: It Wasn"t Me!!!
« Reply #8 on: November 15, 2007, 08:31:48 AM »
Okay, educate me, what is FMU.
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Re: It Wasn"t Me!!!
« Reply #9 on: November 15, 2007, 12:27:32 PM »
It is one of those schools that they advertise on tv during the day, in between the lawyer commercials and the courtroom shows. I think it is called Florida Metroplotian University.

I think it is supposed to get you from working at 7-11 or circle K, and give you enough education to answer phones in a doctor's office.

Remember I spent months on the couch this year, I have seen all of that stuff over and over.

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Re: It Wasn"t Me!!!
« Reply #10 on: November 15, 2007, 04:07:59 PM »
I went to FSU, not far off from FMU. I don't if I learned a whole lot but I had a really good time!!!
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