during the 6-hours o' squiggy race i had an opportunity to interact with the beloved namesake of this event. something magical happened. i may be wrong, but i'm pretty sure that squiggy proposed to me using some sort of modified sign language. before i had a chance to respond, one of my teammates thrust the baton into my palm and i was duty-bound to carry it. alas, when i returned from my lap, squiggy was nowhere to be found. now i am left wondering..."Is Squiggy a giant
boy squirrel or a giant
girl squirrel?!"