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Offline BrokeSpoke

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I have joined the elite...
« on: June 21, 2008, 06:45:30 PM »
And ordered a pair of these  :o

http://www.jensonusa.com/store/product/SP402B06-Canari+Velo+Gel+Shorts.aspx

I have a huge ass so I'll try and stay behind people to spare them the sight, but at least my boys will be  secure!

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Re: I have joined the elite...
« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2008, 07:39:29 PM »
sexy

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Re: I have joined the elite...
« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2008, 08:27:33 AM »
They will make you better, stronger, faster!!

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Re: I have joined the elite...
« Reply #3 on: June 23, 2008, 10:03:58 AM »
They will make you better, stronger, faster!!
I want a refund on mine.  They haven't deliver what was promised as Chisel said.  I prefer the bibs only because they are hot and chicks dig them.  LOL   :o   That is only if you are not carying around a couple of spare tires like me.   ;D

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Re: I have joined the elite...
« Reply #4 on: June 23, 2008, 10:06:53 AM »
i have to wear bibs because with my gut those shorts will roll down to my knees...lol

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Re: I have joined the elite...
« Reply #5 on: June 23, 2008, 10:08:23 AM »
Not a visual I wanted this morning...LOL! ;D
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« Reply #6 on: June 23, 2008, 10:30:30 AM »
Not a visual I wanted this morning...LOL! ;D



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Re: I have joined the elite...
« Reply #7 on: June 23, 2008, 10:32:01 AM »
You know, I am starting to understand why guys wear spandex on mountain bikes.  I wear athletic shorts and EVERY time I come off of the seat and get back on, the front of the seat grabs the crotch of my shorts and pulls them down as I'm sliding back onto the saddle!  It really pisses me off too! (not as much as those that have to ride behind me though I'm sure)
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« Reply #8 on: June 23, 2008, 10:37:31 AM »
WHY.....WHY!!  MAKE IT STOP!!!!!

Dave, I ride with some Fox baggies.  I haven't had any problems with them catching the nose of the seat.  I not a spandex kind of guy.  Especially after Jonathan keeps flaunting that pic all over the place!! ;D
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Re: I have joined the elite...
« Reply #9 on: June 23, 2008, 10:45:03 AM »
just asking for more smite... :-* :-* :-*
Bib probably got caught on one of those paint chips while climbing Magic mountain.
Lucky I was not there.

Baggies as much as possible but when its very hot spandex is better.

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Re: I have joined the elite...
« Reply #10 on: June 23, 2008, 01:17:00 PM »
First George Carlin dies, then I see that gosh darn picture of Factore again. This has been the worst Monday ever.

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Re: I have joined the elite...
« Reply #11 on: June 23, 2008, 02:05:09 PM »
WHY.....WHY!!  MAKE IT STOP!!!!!

Dave, I ride with some Fox baggies.  I haven't had any problems with them catching the nose of the seat.  I not a spandex kind of guy.  Especially after Jonathan keeps flaunting that pic all over the place!! ;D


Ditto, I have three pairs of those Fox shorts. They are great. I have one pair of bibs that I wear when riding my road bike.

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Re: I have joined the elite...
« Reply #12 on: June 23, 2008, 05:43:19 PM »
Why is it that when I see that pic I always hear the the theme song from Jungle Book in  my head. "It's the bear necessities, the bear necessities" Hey "BALOU" ;D

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Re: I have joined the elite...
« Reply #13 on: June 23, 2008, 07:32:05 PM »
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the front of the seat grabs the crotch of my shorts and pulls them down as I'm sliding back onto the saddle!

I gotta tell ya, I have some baggies that are now too baggy and the same shizzit happens to me.  The nose of the saddle hooks em and it pisses me off too!  I'm constantly stopping to pull em up.  Either gotta get better fitting baggies or just always wear spandex. 

I do like my bibs best!
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Re: I have joined the elite...
« Reply #14 on: June 23, 2008, 09:32:20 PM »
once you go bis - you never go back

 

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