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What do Lance Armstrong and FactorELLS have in common.
« on: March 23, 2009, 09:19:58 PM »
Come on who knows?

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Re: What do Lance Armstrong and FactorELLS have in common.
« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2009, 09:23:52 PM »
Come on who knows?
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Re: What do Lance Armstrong and FactorELLS have in common.
« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2009, 09:26:34 PM »
For anyone that doesn't know us Garry might think that we are insensitive, but we have had a couple of smash em up's ourselves.

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Re: What do Lance Armstrong and FactorELLS have in common.
« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2009, 09:31:05 PM »
For anyone that doesn't know us Garry might think that we are insensitive, but we have had a couple of smash em up's ourselves.
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Re: What do Lance Armstrong and FactorELLS have in common.
« Reply #4 on: March 23, 2009, 09:35:59 PM »
1 ball?

Dirty cheat?  ;)

They both break when they fall?

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Re: What do Lance Armstrong and FactorELLS have in common.
« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2009, 06:48:07 AM »
They each live like rock stars.   ;D
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Re: What do Lance Armstrong and FactorELLS have in common.
« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2009, 07:05:38 AM »
are you trying to say that factore was porking Sheryl Crow?? 8) ;D

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Re: What do Lance Armstrong and FactorELLS have in common.
« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2009, 07:18:12 AM »
the sum of their bikes is greater than the sum of their hours ridden?
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Re: What do Lance Armstrong and FactorELLS have in common.
« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2009, 07:36:05 AM »
They both change out bikes like they change their clothes
 
Both shave their legs
 
They both check their heart rate monitor while doing everyday non-biking related activities
 
 
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Re: What do Lance Armstrong and FactorELLS have in common.
« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2009, 07:57:15 AM »
are you trying to say that factore was porking Sheryl Crow?? 8) ;D

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Re: What do Lance Armstrong and FactorELLS have in common.
« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2009, 08:48:50 AM »
Are you saying factore is on steroids?

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Re: What do Lance Armstrong and FactorELLS have in common.
« Reply #11 on: March 24, 2009, 09:52:22 AM »
they are not steroids, they are "performance enhancing drugs". Gotta be politically correct. 8)
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Re: What do Lance Armstrong and FactorELLS have in common.
« Reply #12 on: March 24, 2009, 06:50:16 PM »
They are in fact both human  :'(
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Re: What do Lance Armstrong and FactorELLS have in common.
« Reply #13 on: March 24, 2009, 08:23:28 PM »
Both have a love of spandex/lycra?

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Re: What do Lance Armstrong and FactorELLS have in common.
« Reply #14 on: March 24, 2009, 08:25:40 PM »
neither will win the TdF this year   ???
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