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New mtb lingo
« on: July 05, 2009, 03:35:44 PM »
Crashed in the parking lot="I BillT'd it in the parking lot"
 
Consistantly bonk during the warm up lap="I catman'd on the warm up lap"
 
Uber expensive bike breaks down= "My bike TripleT'd on me"
 
Use granny gear on climbs="I had to bikehard that climb"
 
Avoided or didn't clean a rock garden="I proedge'd that rock garden"
 
Legs cramping up="Man,my legs are Krunnched today"
 
 
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Re: New mtb lingo
« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2009, 04:49:36 PM »
Crashed in the parking lot="I BillT'd it in the parking lot"
 
Consistantly bonk during the warm up lap="I catman'd on the warm up lap"
 
Uber expensive bike breaks down= "My bike TripleT'd on me"
 
Use granny gear on climbs="I had to bikehard that climb"
 
Avoided or didn't clean a rock garden="I proedge'd that rock garden"
 
Legs cramping up="Man,my legs are Krunnched today"


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Re: New mtb lingo
« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2009, 05:11:29 PM »
 :D
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Re: New mtb lingo
« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2009, 07:12:06 PM »
How about " I need a Catman for this months workday"

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Re: New mtb lingo
« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2009, 07:17:55 PM »
How about " I need a Catman for this months workday"

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Re: New mtb lingo
« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2009, 08:11:49 PM »
Um, I read that the work day was cancelled.
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Re: New mtb lingo
« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2009, 10:42:35 PM »
Um, I read that the work day was cancelled.

The 18th, Northcreek clean-up. You in? :)
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Re: New mtb lingo
« Reply #7 on: July 06, 2009, 07:49:35 AM »
I will be there the 18th and @ Alafia this coming weekend to do some trimming and cleanup on Gatorback/Moonscape if anybody wants to sweat with me.
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Re: New mtb lingo
« Reply #8 on: July 06, 2009, 12:07:44 PM »
I have to work this weekend or I would help ya out Kris.
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Re: New mtb lingo
« Reply #9 on: July 06, 2009, 12:19:37 PM »
I might start catmanning the workdays myself, I think I have out of town company on the 18th.

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Re: New mtb lingo
« Reply #10 on: July 06, 2009, 01:05:15 PM »
Sandpine - excessive use of a space-age phone during trail work days; usually involves Twitter or Facebook.  ;D
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Re: New mtb lingo
« Reply #11 on: July 06, 2009, 01:20:05 PM »
LOL....  As some around here say, if no pictures, it didn't happen.   ;D

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Re: New mtb lingo
« Reply #12 on: July 06, 2009, 01:34:44 PM »
Catman searches desparately through the rules of the forum to see if this qualifies as verbal assults.
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Re: New mtb lingo
« Reply #13 on: July 06, 2009, 01:41:00 PM »
I've Catmanned work today.  Haven't gotten crap done.  Just sitting here in the AC SandPine-ing all day-checking mail, facebook, twittering, reading all of the forums...etc.
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Re: New mtb lingo
« Reply #14 on: July 06, 2009, 02:28:26 PM »
Damn, I should have made up some kind of cool story as to why I was all bloody before you guys got to Santos for a ride that day :( 
 
I was all bloody that day becase I fell after pushing a 2 year old out of the way of a speeding car...yeah, that's the ticket.
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