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Offline HalfBreed

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THE SUPER DUPER, RANDOM, BOYETTE THREAD!!!!!
« on: November 24, 2009, 12:20:56 AM »
Lets make a story (be tasteful, no bashing religion, race or gender).  One sentence per person and not two in a row.  It takes creativity.  Im trying to start a post that will get us all talking without bitching all day.  HAS TO BE BOYETTE RELATED.  So......
 
 
....Crazy way to start a morning, knocked out at Boyette, arm in the mouth of a gator.
 
 
Now someone else go.
 
 
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Re: THE SUPER DUPER, RANDOM, BOYETTE THREAD!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: November 24, 2009, 06:48:13 AM »
The 2 mile has to go. Parking lot and restrooms for all.

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Re: THE SUPER DUPER, RANDOM, BOYETTE THREAD!!!!!
« Reply #2 on: November 24, 2009, 07:41:09 AM »
armadillo's try to take out my front wheel at night.
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Re: THE SUPER DUPER, RANDOM, BOYETTE THREAD!!!!!
« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2009, 07:48:42 AM »
armadillo's try to take out my front wheel at night.

Saw a BIG one (Armadillo) scambling around RL yesterday.. Also saw 1 Large Turtle and 2 Gopher Tortises...

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Re: THE SUPER DUPER, RANDOM, BOYETTE THREAD!!!!!
« Reply #4 on: November 24, 2009, 07:55:56 AM »
The 2 mile has to go. Parking lot and restrooms for all.
Lets start our own mtb group/forum for people against the two mile two track!
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Re: THE SUPER DUPER, RANDOM, BOYETTE THREAD!!!!!
« Reply #5 on: November 24, 2009, 08:00:54 AM »
The 2 mile has to go. Parking lot and restrooms for all.
Lets start our own mtb group/forum for people against the two mile two track!

it's only about 1 mile (2 track) if you take SST (Super Sandy Trail).... so stop Bitching.. didn't you read the 1st post? No Bitching!!!

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Re: THE SUPER DUPER, RANDOM, BOYETTE THREAD!!!!!
« Reply #6 on: November 24, 2009, 08:10:26 AM »
The 2 mile has to go. Parking lot and restrooms for all.
Lets start our own mtb group/forum for people against the two mile two track!

it's only about 1 mile (2 track) if you take SST (Super Sandy Trail).... so stop Bitching.. didn't you read the 1st post? No Bitching!!!

Catman bonks before he makes it to SST the first time, let alone on the way back. :D
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Re: THE SUPER DUPER, RANDOM, BOYETTE THREAD!!!!!
« Reply #7 on: November 24, 2009, 08:11:56 AM »
He said "bitching all day". I plan to stop around lunch time and then pick up where I left off after that. Speaking of bitching, I think we should start a section for people with gigantic headtubes. I mean, what are they trying to prove?
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Re: THE SUPER DUPER, RANDOM, BOYETTE THREAD!!!!!
« Reply #8 on: November 24, 2009, 08:13:15 AM »
The 2 mile has to go. Parking lot and restrooms for all.
Lets start our own mtb group/forum for people against the two mile two track!

it's only about 1 mile (2 track) if you take SST (Super Sandy Trail).... so stop Bitching.. didn't you read the 1st post? No Bitching!!!

Catman bonks before he makes it to SST the first time, let alone on the way back. :D

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Re: THE SUPER DUPER, RANDOM, BOYETTE THREAD!!!!!
« Reply #9 on: November 24, 2009, 08:13:30 AM »
Lets start our own mtb group/forum for people against the two mile two track!



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Re: THE SUPER DUPER, RANDOM, BOYETTE THREAD!!!!!
« Reply #10 on: November 24, 2009, 08:17:20 AM »
Ok, I have a positive contribution <----crap,this doesn't count as my sentense does it?
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Re: THE SUPER DUPER, RANDOM, BOYETTE THREAD!!!!!
« Reply #11 on: November 24, 2009, 08:27:58 AM »
. Speaking of bitching, I think we should start a section for people with gigantic headtubes. I mean, what are they trying to prove?

Thats they are "Giants"  :)
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Re: THE SUPER DUPER, RANDOM, BOYETTE THREAD!!!!!
« Reply #12 on: November 24, 2009, 08:28:27 AM »
is there any of these guys @ boyette?
 

 

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Re: THE SUPER DUPER, RANDOM, BOYETTE THREAD!!!!!
« Reply #13 on: November 24, 2009, 08:29:23 AM »
Did you know that once your body is done pooping, you will pee a little at the end.  :)
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Re: THE SUPER DUPER, RANDOM, BOYETTE THREAD!!!!!
« Reply #14 on: November 24, 2009, 09:04:50 AM »
Did you know that once your body is done pooping, you will pee a little at the end.  :)

catman pees a little when he see the 2 mile two-track
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