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HALFBREED VS. FACTOR E SATURDAY, DEC 26TH
« on: December 18, 2009, 02:01:48 PM »
THE LAST SHOWDOWN OF THE YEAR!!!!
 
HalfBreed Vs. FactorE , all out sprint, Flatwoods.
 
Riders are wearing SKIRTS!!!  loser wears skirt, SWAMP jersey and Helmet into Walmart to buy Tampons with rolled coins.
 
12 noon, be there!!!   (with cameras) :)
 
 
Ill bunny hop you bitch!!!

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Re: HALFBREED VS. FACTOR E SATURDAY, DEC 26TH
« Reply #1 on: December 18, 2009, 02:03:07 PM »
a couple tweaks - then we have a race

loose coins...we want the person behind the loser in line to get irritated

and the helmet has to be my aero triathlon helmet

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Re: HALFBREED VS. FACTOR E SATURDAY, DEC 26TH
« Reply #2 on: December 18, 2009, 02:03:27 PM »
Someone PLEASE make a flyer up for this!

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Re: HALFBREED VS. FACTOR E SATURDAY, DEC 26TH
« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2009, 02:05:01 PM »
there needs to be a flyer made for sure

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Re: HALFBREED VS. FACTOR E SATURDAY, DEC 26TH
« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2009, 03:02:10 PM »
MAN!!! i wont be here!! i leave the 25th!

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Re: HALFBREED VS. FACTOR E SATURDAY, DEC 26TH
« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2009, 04:35:17 PM »
a couple tweaks - then we have a race

loose coins...we want the person behind the loser in line to get irritated

and the helmet has to be my aero triathlon helmet

loose change??  cool.  smaller than quarters though......   your gonna lose SOOOOOO bad!!
Ill bunny hop you bitch!!!

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Re: HALFBREED VS. FACTOR E SATURDAY, DEC 26TH
« Reply #6 on: December 18, 2009, 04:51:21 PM »
a couple tweaks - then we have a race

loose coins...we want the person behind the loser in line to get irritated

and the helmet has to be my aero triathlon helmet

loose change??  cool.  smaller than quarters though......   your gonna lose SOOOOOO bad!!

pennies....

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Re: HALFBREED VS. FACTOR E SATURDAY, DEC 26TH
« Reply #7 on: December 18, 2009, 06:33:30 PM »
pennies....


Pennies in the bottom of an oversized purse that is stuffed with useless crap. 
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Re: HALFBREED VS. FACTOR E SATURDAY, DEC 26TH
« Reply #8 on: December 18, 2009, 06:35:59 PM »
pennies....


Pennies in the bottom of an oversized purse that is stuffed with useless crap. 


I like It!

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Re: HALFBREED VS. FACTOR E SATURDAY, DEC 26TH
« Reply #9 on: December 18, 2009, 07:08:51 PM »
actually both of them wouldnt be embarrased buy wearing a skirt

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Re: HALFBREED VS. FACTOR E SATURDAY, DEC 26TH
« Reply #10 on: December 18, 2009, 07:20:11 PM »
pennies....




Pennies in the bottom of an oversized purse that is stuffed with useless crap. 


I like It!
how bout Vagisil instead of tampons:)  for that feminine itch!!!!!
Ill bunny hop you bitch!!!

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Re: HALFBREED VS. FACTOR E SATURDAY, DEC 26TH
« Reply #11 on: December 19, 2009, 12:51:17 AM »
I suggest you all reconsider your choice of identifying attire for such a crude spectacle.

No hints or suggestions even remotely related to SWAMP.  Not even SWAMP earrings.

Sarcasm usually comes across as serious instead of funny.

In this case, I am serious about leaving SWAMP out of the games.

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Re: HALFBREED VS. FACTOR E SATURDAY, DEC 26TH
« Reply #12 on: December 19, 2009, 05:17:51 PM »
haha!  sweet...

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Re: HALFBREED VS. FACTOR E SATURDAY, DEC 26TH
« Reply #13 on: December 19, 2009, 06:38:45 PM »
I got the same message

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Re: HALFBREED VS. FACTOR E SATURDAY, DEC 26TH
« Reply #14 on: December 19, 2009, 08:53:07 PM »
I don't like the way this is going.

I took it as just stupid fun. Not sure why anyone would read any more into it. The jersey usage was questionable but ultimately once you sell them to someone you can't stop them from doing whatever they want with them.

 

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