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Offline Kevin Bennett

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My wife said, I'm the Jordan of MTBing
« on: January 29, 2010, 10:09:16 PM »
Jordan as in Michael.

I thought it was a compliment, until she added  "...well, not the skill ....or the money, ...so I guess its just the tongue thing"  At least she likes the tongue thing!  8)
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Re: My wife said, I'm the Jordan of MTBing
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2010, 10:10:45 PM »
Now that I look at it, it was probably more of me "panting" like a dog, or maybe I was REALLY thirsty.
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Re: My wife said, I'm the Jordan of MTBing
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2010, 10:22:40 PM »
Or it was just you about to puke knowing you got the 9er dirty.
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Re: My wife said, I'm the Jordan of MTBing
« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2010, 10:23:07 PM »
 :P
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Re: My wife said, I'm the Jordan of MTBing
« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2010, 08:00:22 AM »
Looks like you're trying to catch some of the water that you're splashing on your tongue.  Too tired to reach over and grab the hose from your Camelbak? 
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Re: My wife said, I'm the Jordan of MTBing
« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2010, 09:03:25 AM »
Say goodbye to your tongue if you crash like that... ;)

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Re: My wife said, I'm the Jordan of MTBing
« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2010, 12:46:57 PM »
Say goodbye to your tongue if you crash like that... ;)

No, my tongue is safe.  I have moved on to the impalement stage of crashing.  You know, the crash where you go OTB, but manage to land on end of your bars.  I usually get my side or stomach skewered.  It's GREAT fun!
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Re: My wife said, I'm the Jordan of MTBing
« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2010, 04:28:13 PM »
To make her Jordan comparison come true you must retire MTB and pick up something completely different...like curling or badmitton. 

 

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