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Offline FACTORe

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men riding mtbs with thongs or speedo's
« on: July 16, 2010, 02:18:59 PM »
state reason for your vote

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Re: men riding mtbs with thongs or speedo's
« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2010, 02:22:27 PM »
Huh?


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Re: men riding mtbs with thongs or speedo's
« Reply #2 on: July 16, 2010, 02:23:30 PM »
Huh?

dudes riding their mtbs at flatwoods in thongs actually 1 in a thong the other in a speedo...agree or disagree that this is appropriate trail clothing

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Re: men riding mtbs with thongs or speedo's
« Reply #3 on: July 16, 2010, 02:31:31 PM »
Huh?

dudes riding their mtbs at flatwoods in thongs actually 1 in a thong the other in a speedo...agree or disagree that this is appropriate trail clothing

Hell no... a hot chick maybe, but men would make me gouge my eyes out..

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Re: men riding mtbs with thongs or speedo's
« Reply #4 on: July 16, 2010, 02:33:23 PM »
they were wearing earbuds so they couldnt hear "on your left" and I wasnt about to whislte roadie style at them - so I followed them for 2 miles

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Re: men riding mtbs with thongs or speedo's
« Reply #5 on: July 16, 2010, 02:51:24 PM »
Men in thongs,speedos and headbutts, just more reasons to stay far,far away from the roadie world... :'(
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Re: men riding mtbs with thongs or speedo's
« Reply #6 on: July 16, 2010, 03:05:13 PM »
Just back from NC and saw this same guy 2 days in a row.  50 something guy, dyed black hair, running barefoot along the road in a speedo.  Ugh.  About drove into the river.

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Re: men riding mtbs with thongs or speedo's
« Reply #7 on: July 16, 2010, 03:16:22 PM »
Just back from NC and saw this same guy 2 days in a row.  50 something guy, dyed black hair, running barefoot along the road in a speedo.  Ugh.  About drove into the river.

the proper thing to do is whistle - then pass on the left when seeing a runner is a speedo - the cat call whistle works best

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Re: men riding mtbs with thongs or speedo's
« Reply #8 on: July 16, 2010, 03:16:52 PM »
Men in thongs,speedos and headbutts, just more reasons to stay far,far away from the roadie world... :'(

this was on a mtb on a dirt trail - no roadie would do that

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Re: men riding mtbs with thongs or speedo's
« Reply #9 on: July 16, 2010, 03:51:53 PM »
This would be OK... Lucky SPECIALIZED!

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Re: men riding mtbs with thongs or speedo's
« Reply #10 on: July 16, 2010, 03:58:34 PM »
if a chic isnt a 7 or higher - please dont post - I dont want my thread over run with average chics

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Re: men riding mtbs with thongs or speedo's
« Reply #11 on: July 16, 2010, 04:02:16 PM »
Tongue ring= chipped teeth(sharp) and bad breath, no thanks.

.....plus she's riding a "Hardrock"  Everybody knows that's a beginner bike for kids  ;)

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Re: men riding mtbs with thongs or speedo's
« Reply #12 on: July 16, 2010, 04:04:57 PM »
Tongue ring= chipped teeth(sharp) and bad breath, no thanks.

.....plus she's riding a "Hardrock"  Everybody knows that's a beginner bike for kids  ;)

I did notice chics with tongue rings generally had worse breath - is it because it is basically an open sore that never heals?

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Re: men riding mtbs with thongs or speedo's
« Reply #13 on: July 16, 2010, 04:33:33 PM »
Good, so it's not just me. 
 
 I always make sure to apply tons of cosmetics before I head out to ride my bike in the woods. 

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Re: men riding mtbs with thongs or speedo's
« Reply #14 on: July 16, 2010, 04:37:54 PM »
Am I crazy in thinking that this could be shortened to "men with thongs or speedos" and the correct answer would still be hell no!

 

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