1ST I hope you are all right.
2ND I would rinse the bike with clean water. I would then remove the chain, bottom bracket and the wheels and fork. I would clean the bottom bracket shell and headtube as best I could. Depending on your hub type I would clean and re lube your front and rear hub. Re pack the headset bearing if its not the sealed type. Put everything back together with lube where needed / required.
3RD Have a beer and a cigar and formulate a cool story to tell your friends.