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If your mtbike can talk what it would say to you
« on: June 13, 2007, 10:49:33 AM »
What Morris Bridge again!!! I am overdesigned for that.
You hurt me too much, I have scars to prove it. :'(
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Re: If your mtbike can talk what it would say to you
« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2007, 10:57:26 AM »
i don't like to swim
why are you always changing my parts
please dont forget about me now that you got that skinny tire thing
and REALLY I DO NOT LIKE TO SWIM

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Re: If your mtbike can talk what it would say to you
« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2007, 11:15:15 AM »
Rush-
Fix the truck- I'm getting bored
Why are my tires always flat ???
I'm too sexy for my cyclist

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The truck can wait, let's go to the beach!
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Re: If your mtbike can talk what it would say to you
« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2007, 12:06:28 PM »
my bike whispers to me.

GO FASTER!  ;D

thats about all it says to me..  oh yeah in the night sometimes i hear it calling me...  "why are you not out riding right now"  thats always a tough question to answer.  :D

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Re: If your mtbike can talk what it would say to you
« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2007, 12:18:02 PM »
Quit stalling out on these stupid root climps ya wimp!  Pick the right line and stay on it. Gregg's gonna yell at you the next time you do that. 
Right now - I wanna be at home.  Being stuck in this bike shop is scaring me.  I know I have to get my pivot bearings replaced.  I WANNA GO HOME!!
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Re: If your mtbike can talk what it would say to you
« Reply #5 on: June 13, 2007, 12:35:14 PM »
You know if you were just a little better (or a little lighter) I wouldn't get all these bruises...what's that, you've got them too....serves you right ya bastard!!

Gooooooooo faster, come on, I've got some much more in me...look Forrest is already way ahead of you.

Don't you start thinking you're ready to "go bigger."  I'm getting close to my limits on that front....don't look at me like I need a friend either...you know I'm the only one for you.

(Ok, that last one sounded a bit twisted  ;D)
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Re: If your mtbike can talk what it would say to you
« Reply #6 on: June 13, 2007, 08:10:08 PM »
Mine would say....

"Loose some weight!!!!"

"Trust me we can do it!"

"what is with these red cables?"

 

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Re: If your mtbike can talk what it would say to you
« Reply #7 on: June 13, 2007, 08:14:57 PM »
Mine would also say...

Can't wait for the club ride on Sunday!!
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Re: If your mtbike can talk what it would say to you
« Reply #8 on: June 13, 2007, 08:18:49 PM »
Mine would also say "quit yelling at Jim!" .

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Re: If your mtbike can talk what it would say to you
« Reply #9 on: June 13, 2007, 08:49:47 PM »
Mine would not say anything.  Why?  Because it is metal and plastic and rubber and cannot talk.  ::) :P
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Re: If your mtbike can talk what it would say to you
« Reply #10 on: June 13, 2007, 09:14:19 PM »
Mine would also say "quit yelling at Jim!" .

Gregg's bike to Gregg: "Laugh @ Jim for the roots again"
Jim's bike to Jim: "I'm gonna throw you off on these roots again because Gregg's bike said somthing"
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Re: If your mtbike can talk what it would say to you
« Reply #11 on: June 13, 2007, 09:14:32 PM »
Mine would not say anything.  Why?  Because it is metal and plastic and rubber and cannot talk.  ::) :P

ROTFLMAO! now thats funny but you missed the point there brother.....  

Seans Bikes:

Santa Cruz: would say, "wow I'm a bit over built for these trails around here!"
Cake: "wow looks like I'm not the first bike in the stable, this guy must do some serious riding."
Turner: "what are you two looking at... yeah there 29" wheels, 8) thats why he rides me!"

LMAO..

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Re: If your mtbike can talk what it would say to you
« Reply #12 on: June 13, 2007, 09:22:04 PM »


ROTFLMAO! now thats funny but you missed the point there brother..... 

 


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Re: If your mtbike can talk what it would say to you
« Reply #13 on: June 13, 2007, 09:24:09 PM »
LMFAO

you are killing me...  really you are.. see you in the morning for the century..

 ;D

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Re: If your mtbike can talk what it would say to you
« Reply #14 on: June 13, 2007, 09:26:13 PM »
LMFAO

you are killing me...  really you are.. see you in the morning for the century..

 ;D

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I just got my bike ready for the ride tomorrow.  Did some mods to ensure my sucess.  When this bike speaks to me it sounds like a redneck and says "hay y'all watch this"

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