You know if you were just a little better (or a little lighter) I wouldn't get all these bruises...what's that, you've got them too....serves you right ya bastard!!
Gooooooooo faster, come on, I've got some much more in me...look Forrest is already way ahead of you.
Don't you start thinking you're ready to "go bigger." I'm getting close to my limits on that front....don't look at me like I need a friend either...you know I'm the only one for you.
(Ok, that last one sounded a bit twisted