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Offline Garry

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What they say; What they mean...
« on: August 20, 2007, 10:06:31 PM »
If you're a good bike handler, you don't need to wear a helmet.
(I'm so stupid a brain injury wouldn't hurt me)

I bonked.
(All I had for a 4-hour ride was a half empty bottle of month old O.J. and a moldy twinkie)

I do all my own bike maintenance.
(When I squeeze the front brake lever, the bike shifts gears)

This section of trail looks doable
(You first sucker)

Well, lets take it easy today
(Ready, set, GO!)

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Re: What they say; What they mean...
« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2007, 10:15:35 PM »
That is funny stuff Garry!!!! :)

They also say "for something to be funny there must be some "Truth" in it"

What do you think that means?   :)

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Re: What they say; What they mean...
« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2007, 10:07:23 PM »
"What they say" - What they mean

"Yes" - No
"No" - No
"Maybe" - No
"Do whatever you want" - No
"Does this make me look fat?" - Sucker!
We see the world not as it is, but as we are.