So I am outside in the front yard today and the neighbor calls over to me "Hey. Wifes really motivated this year huh?" So I am like, HUH? WTF you talking about? Neighbor says we got your Christmas card already whats up with that? So of course I think there is some kind of set up here so I ask him "you drunk?" He says "no look at this." with a big ass grin on his face. So I go over and he produces this card and sure enough it is a Christmas card from my family. It has me, my wife and my 2 kids looking very festive. One small detail about the picture is bothering me however. Smack dab in the middle of the photo is the Stanley cup. I look at my neighbor and I ask him "did you really just get this?" He says yes. "let me see the envelope" I start busting out laughing and he is like "what"
the freaking postmark is November 2004 My neighbor just got the Christmas card I mailed him in 2004. It only took that card 3 years to move 50 yards. I knew our government was inefficient but damn this takes the cake.