Only because I like you.
If you have ever shown up for a group ride and realized that you forgot your shoes, helmet or other important article.
Are always bumming gels from other riders and never have your own.
Accept a tube from a stranger because you have flatted and are not prepared and you don't leave a 5 spot on the guys windshield.
Have to shadow ride on a night ride because you didn't charge yor batteries.
Are the lead rider and you pretend you know where you are going but really don't and end up doing circles or getting lost.
Are the lead rider and don't hold a steady pace.
Take a phone call while on a group ride and jam up your cycling buddies.
While riding a trail, try to move a branch off the path and end up smacking the rider behind you.
Stop to take a piss on the trail and are too lazy to walk off into the woods.
Don't call out to the riders behind you when there is dog doo on the trail.
Try to sell a bike that is 10 years old and cost $1000 new and still think its worth $750, only because you were too lazy to use it and its still in new like condition.