Gee golly willikers FactorE, why don't you sell me your bike stuff before it gets antiquated and worthless. Being the cheapskate that I am, I can spot an opportunity a mile away and I see one here. It all makes sense now why you are not riding more. Its not that you don't want to, your wife has you THINKING that you don't want to. It is a tough challenge, but if you want help, let us know and the collective genius on this board can help you steer through this depravating situation you are in. Be warned all fellow riders. Spouses are tough enough to deal with, but spouses trained in the field of mind control; oh my God; the horrors. FactorE is not only not riding his bikes, what else is he doing? She has him, in all likelyhood, trained like a robot. Doing mundane wifey chores, running up to the grocery store for little items, I'm sure he's doing the laundry and probably folding it real pretty like, heck, he probably spent this past weekend cleaning windows. Jonathon, Jonathon, Jonathon... Let me know on that bike stuff, I'll take your MTB wheelset. As far as looking at the ink blots, they are hard to see in the shadow of a fallen rider.