I noticed the letter you posted was typed in Ripoffese..I happen to know how to translate "ripoffese" so I thought I'd help you out...
Hello,
Thanks for your money.
We don't accept pick ups in our office due to the fact that our offices don't actually contain bikes or a buisness.Since then we have stopped selling to customers at our shop and
now rely on suckers to send us money for nothing. Americans are such retards. Please go to our website
http://www.bikeworldstore.itgo.com, then send us money. (Don't forget the money.)
that we don't accept pick ups we only do straight delivery via
FEDEX,UPS AND DHL to your door-step and we guarantee your money will arrive in our banks quickly and promptly. we will then forward you either nothing or it's equivilent, and vanish like Harry Houdini.
Kindly advice us with your full delivery address and contact phone, so we can send you something else to convince you this letter isn't BS, and we can get you the right address to send your money to.
(seriously, don't forget the money.)
Also if you act now, and send us $25,000 good faith money, you had an *uncle (yeah thats the ticket.) that died in Nigeria. He was a gajillionaire, and if you send the cash promptly, and send me your ATM card and your bank account number, I'll be sure to deposit 1000 gajillion *American dollars into your bank account. Please send us your bank number so we can register your package with the courier service you
wish to deliver to you.
(You didn't forget your money did you?)
Awaiting your details.
(and your cash.)
Thanks....
(I hope that helped anyone here, who isn't fluent in ripoffese.
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