Let's see. I'm a volunteer bike mechanic for the Co Op. Mountain bike for fun and do trail work. Commute when possible and go on fairly fast group road rides with a road bike. Race cyclocross. Oh and I do alleycats and fun rides on a fixed gear.
I don't think I fit neatly in any of these molds. A few I'm definitely not though. I'm not a contraption caption, a beautiful godzilla, or a triathlete. Though I have done an adventure race and would consider doing another. But really... *#$% running.