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Offline Jim DeLuca

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Blinded at Alafia!!!
« on: October 15, 2010, 11:16:55 AM »
Okay!  I don't know who it was yesterday at Alafia, but next time please use the bathroom to change.  Seeing whoever it was naked changing in the parking lot was very disturbing! 

I still do not know why the heck anyone would change after riding, as it does not make sense to put on clean dry clothes when your just going to get them sweaty. 

Maybe this should be a public announcement.

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Re: Blinded at Alafia!!!
« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2010, 11:18:24 AM »
Ride Nude!

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Re: Blinded at Alafia!!!
« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2010, 11:22:24 AM »
Ride Nude!

Easy for you to say.  Wait until it happens to you.  I can say that I have seen deer, hogs, etc there, but a naked man in the parking lot?  Rules!

Plus riding naked?  Do they have a special seat for that?

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Re: Blinded at Alafia!!!
« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2010, 11:35:21 AM »
Have you never seen a naked man before? Why was this so disturbing?

 ??? ??? ???
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Re: Blinded at Alafia!!!
« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2010, 11:44:25 AM »
Who wants to ride home in a festering pool of bacteria in the crotchal region?

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Re: Blinded at Alafia!!!
« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2010, 11:51:45 AM »
"Tommy, have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

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Re: Blinded at Alafia!!!
« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2010, 11:52:29 AM »
Have you never seen a naked man before? Why was this so disturbing?

 ??? ??? ???

It was you!  Just kidding  ;D  I have never seen a naked man in the parking lot at Alafia.  Surprised he did not walk over to the hose.  Plus the man could have used the bathroom to change....Disturbing...Yeap!  Here I am getting ready to ride, and I look over and see that.  Very disturbing....Broke my concentration. 

Who wants to ride home in a festering pool of bacteria in the crotchal region?

I guess, but use the bathroom.   :)  I forget sometimes that I live 10 minutes away, and can live with the crotch bacteria for that long.


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Re: Blinded at Alafia!!!
« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2010, 11:53:09 AM »
"Tommy, have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

Turkish prison?

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Re: Blinded at Alafia!!!
« Reply #8 on: October 15, 2010, 11:56:58 AM »
I think the world would be a better place if we all learned to be a little more comfortable with sexuality in general. We've already numbed ourselves to displays of wanton violence and destruction - why not a naked human body?
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Re: Blinded at Alafia!!!
« Reply #9 on: October 15, 2010, 11:59:49 AM »
I think the world would be a better place if we all learned to be a little more comfortable with sexuality in general. We've already numbed ourselves to displays of wanton violence and destruction - why not a naked human body?

perv... Gay Perv no less...

"Tommy, have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

Turkish prison?

No, thats from the movie "Airplane!"

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Re: Blinded at Alafia!!!
« Reply #10 on: October 15, 2010, 12:03:39 PM »
I think the world would be a better place if we all learned to be a little more comfortable with sexuality in general. We've already numbed ourselves to displays of wanton violence and destruction - why not a naked human body?

I see your point!  I say we start work on a trail where your free to ride naked, and get more in touch with nature!  We could also ask for naked rides?

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Re: Blinded at Alafia!!!
« Reply #11 on: October 15, 2010, 12:08:09 PM »
I think the world would be a better place if we all learned to be a little more comfortable with sexuality in general. We've already numbed ourselves to displays of wanton violence and destruction - why not a naked human body?

perv... Gay Perv no less...

"Tommy, have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

Turkish prison?

No, thats from the movie "Airplane!"

He also asks Tommy if he has ever been to a Turkish prison!

C'mon, that movie was just out 20 years ago!

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Re: Blinded at Alafia!!!
« Reply #12 on: October 15, 2010, 12:12:31 PM »
Personally, I change after i ride MTB, i cant soggy balls & sticky back for the 1hr 30 it takes for me to get home.

But i do change in the bathroom, that way i can wash them in the sink too.. LOL!

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Re: Blinded at Alafia!!!
« Reply #13 on: October 15, 2010, 01:13:29 PM »
I always hose off at the bikewash and change at the truck. I don't like riding home that far all nasty. Not into naked people walking around, but it wouldn't freak me out either.
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Re: Blinded at Alafia!!!
« Reply #14 on: October 15, 2010, 01:38:43 PM »
If we don't allow men to change in the parking lot then we can't allow women to either.  No one wants that, right?  I would get naked in the lot if I was sporting a tube of cookie dough, as it is though, I use a towel.

 

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